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So one of our barn cats LOVES visiting with the horses.
this makes me ridiculously happy
the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines
like, grass goes in, fast comes out
most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil
and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass
Are you ok
the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines
like, grass goes in, fast comes out
most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil
and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass
i made this post over a year ago and somehow in the past four hours or so it got 1,300 notes?
this is a finely aged shitpost, over a year old, sealed in an oaken barrel to give it the optimal flavour.
isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses
elephants
blocked
camels
extra blocked
donkeys
ultra blocked
that dick
… followed
isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses
elephants
blocked
camels
extra blocked
donkeys
ultra blocked
that dick
… followed
isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses
elephants
blocked
camels
extra blocked
donkeys
ultra blocked
that dick
… followed
isnt it weird that we cant ride any other animals except horses. like if horses weren’t a thing humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. like riding animals just wouldn’t really be a thing. we should probably be more grateful to horses
elephants
blocked
camels
extra blocked
donkeys
ultra blocked
that dick
… followed
shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches
how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball
shout out to all the black and white cats named oreo, all the orange tabbies named tiger, all the grey cats named smokey, all the black cats named shadow, and all the calico cats named patches
how could i forget the white cats named snowball, shout out to all the white cats named snowball
Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us
horses don’t need limbs to play video games their brains are wired right into the mainfr
they fucking killed her
*in a horse accent* no i’m fine!
What the fuck is a horse accent
Oh You Know
Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us
horses don’t need limbs to play video games their brains are wired right into the mainfr
they fucking killed her
